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posted by
weebl
15:06:04
2:44am
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Turn my back for a moment and Ash actually does something useful. Wonders never cease.
Finally got into my own house. It's not the biggest place in the World (this being London and house prices being stupid), but it is very nice and means I can stroll around naked all day should I so desire.
And boy do I desire it.
Weather at the moment is hot hot hot. The only real relief from this heat is nice cool testicles absorbing whatever cooling breeze they can. That and ice.
Warning do not attempt to cool testicles with ice... Ever
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Email from crazy Joe |
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posted by
weebl
13:12:03
2:11pm
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So there I was yesterday, my kid, 5 years old, dressed as a sheep in the back while they did the whole Jesus was born play. And then the narriator announces that Mary and Joseph rode a donkey
I heard the mumbles of my daughter in the back row
"I love Donkey as much as PIE" It wasn't too loud though, the play wasn't that ruined.
That explains why the teacher asked me a few weeks ago what my daughter had about Donkeys.
Now my wife wants an explanation, as every day when she drives by this field with Donkeys she sings "I love Donkey, Donkey Dont Lie...I love Donkey as much as PIE!"
Thanks for helping me corrupt my daughter.
Joe
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Flame on you crazy diamond |
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posted by
weebl
20:11:03
1:10pm
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From Lucy Drake
U SOLD OUT U ARSE AND IN GRAHAM NORTON HUH? I AM APPALED, WHAT HAPPENED TO
YOUR VOICES AND HOW COULD YOU DISPLACE YOUR LOYALTY TO THE BLESSED PIE TO
ANCHOR BUTTER. YOU COULD HAVE SOLD OUT TO SOMETHING AT LEAST DECENT. ITS ALL
ABOUT THE MONEY, NOT THE REAL STUFF!
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I'll add more later.
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One for the ladies |
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posted by
weebl
17:09:03
12:40am
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Heres a picture of my cock for the ladies, and I guess the men too (admit it. You're dying to know)
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Nebulus
Flash verion of fantastic C64 game |
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