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blog of hatred |
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posted by
vampiress
22:01:05
6:45am
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i turn on the tv and it's on conan.
nicole richie's horse face and braying laugh catches my attention.
i watch for a second and i'm about to change the channel when she tells this story.
"this one time my friend was watching my dog. i went to go pick my dog up and her apartment was open. so i thought i would teach her a lesson because anyone could have taken my dog. so i waited an hour and i called her and said i was coming over to pick up my dog. my friends said "but you've already picked up honey" and i said "how could you lose honey" and i hang up and don't call pick up the phone for a few hours. i end up drive up sunset and i see her on the side of the road calling honey's name looking for her and i start laughing hysterically.
this girl is a seriously bitch. conan was shocked and kind of mean to nicole after that but she didn't seem to notice. he made comments about how she was a cold bitch and asked if her friends still stalked to her after that.
seriously. i hate her.
people like this don't deserve all that money and publicity.
waste of air. |
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why myspace.com sucks |
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posted by
vampiress
19:01:05
5:06am
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so i rarely use that whole myspace thing, it's mostly a laugh. yesterday i recieved this message.
Hey Princess
well..I have not used myspace for longand I don't really know if that's the right way to contact you..my space got a culture of its own and i guess i'm just trying to get used to it.....my name's sam.....25...never been married or have any kids...lol..just a puppy...graduated UCF 2 years ago.. and now I work as an engineer ... I came across ur profile and was hoping we could get to chat a little..
U sounded like a lof of fun and it would be cool to chat sometime..I am just a normal guy who happens to like ur profile.. ..and not a whole lot of weird stuff about myself...(maybe)...I know I sound like a dork..but oh well..that's what I am..:).lol..and by the way you looked absolutely amazing in the pics and ur profile is just full of life somehow ..I had to send u this msg .maybe it's my lucky day to get a reply from u:)
let me know whenever u get this msg and maybe we'll chat soon..
hope to hear from u soon
sam
so he's a puppy who can't spell and is a self proclaimed dork. hold me back i think i'm in love.
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wooo weekend |
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posted by
vampiress
16:01:05
9:34pm
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feeshes turned out pretty good. although we had to go driving to find a grocery store sitll open at like 11. how weird all of the stores close so early. we eneded up going to walmart. i despise this store.
we almost burnt the place down lighting the barbeque. now my whole garage smells like gas. it was worth it though, the feesh was good grilled. next time i know i don't need to much fish.
saturday we drive to st. pete's to goto an antiwar rally. was quite amusing.
they have bat taxi's
i spotted the most fantastic mullet ever. it was 3 toned, the top was brownish, there was a blond streak on either side of her forehead and the slong part int he back was red. the whole ensemble was complete with belly hanging over the top of her velour tracksuit with belly baring shirt.
the drive back was long. |
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things i learned this weekend |
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posted by
vampiress
10:01:05
2:25pm
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- buned cars smell bad and look funny
- elvis can be found in hollywood florida
- its a long drive back from palm beach at midnight
- falling off the bed is always funny
- you cannot breath sprite
- olive garden is a magical place that moves away from the parking lot to confuse
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Nebulus
Flash verion of fantastic C64 game |
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