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posted by
dibbie
14:06:04
11:16pm
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It's been such a busy time in people's lives - I for one am amazed that so many people who have not updated their blogs for months have suddenly started having adventures just as Weebl has announced that some blogs will be lost! Congratulations everyone on suddenly finding things exciting again.
Anyway...
This weekend saw a meeting of minds and mongs as Scram and Foxy (Rrrrrrrawrrrr) arrived unannounced on my doorstep seeking asylum. Apparently it has been planned for months but having never heard of them before I was a little taken aback - it turns out that there is a "forum" where "Weebl & Bob" fans shoot the breeze and (get this) there is some kind of cartoon too!!!
To celebrate the fact that five "forumites" were in the same room at the same time without bloodshed here are some facts about "Genial" Lionel Richie:
1) "Genial" Lionel Richie invented blind people back in 1983 in an attempt to increase sales of his cover of Me First and the Gimme Gimmes' "Hello"
2) "Genial" Lionel Richie was famously a member of "The Commodes" and had hits with "Easy (Like Sunday Morning)", "Three Times A Lady" and "Smack My Bitch Up" (later covered by Cliff Richard)
3) "Genital" Lionel Richie isn't the only famous member of the family - His daughter is Nicole Richie from "The Simple Life" and his son is Shane Richie of "The Eastenders Doorstop Challenge" fame.
Richie yesterday
4) "Genie" Lionel Richie seriously considered becoming an Episcopalian Priest but turned to music instead saying "Preach it? I can't even spell it!"
5) "Giant" Lionel Richie is thought to be the first person to use the space between his lower gum and lip as a chewing gum storage area and has been quoted as saying "Eh?"
Thanks for coming, your shoes are now clean or your money back. |
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A bit like William Wallace but less Australian |
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posted by
dibbie
9:06:04
1:22pm
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They can take the piss but they will NEVER TAKE MY BLOG!!!
Here are some facts on William Wallace who wasn't born today 300 years ago and has failed to be born on any of the days between then and now (here's hoping).
1) Willam Wallace was born as the result of a "drunken fumble" between a "Mummy" and a "Daddy". An only child, he and his brother were rasied as chickens and narrowly avoided being slaughtered by laying "stenken broon eggs that wa nee fet fer man ne beeeeeeeesty"!
2) William Wallace was ginger which meant not only did he have a recessive gene, he was unable to cop off ever (even by employing the technique of mixing cider with 15 year old girlies at college parties)! During his school days he would go 'round with his other ginger mates pretending to be all hard and that but would invariably cry himself to sleep at night.
3) William Wallace was a member of "The Tufty Club" in the 1970's but refused to abide by the highway code and was almost runover by "Green Cross Code Man" Dave Prowse. Fortunately William Wallace died in 1305, narrowly avoiding the accident by six-hundred and twenty-odd years! David Prowse was not prosecuted THIS TIME!!!
4) William Wallace is thought to be one of the earliest celebrities whose first name started with the same letter as his surname. Other examples include Posey Parker, Metal Mickey and Good God.
5) Something about leading the scots to freedom blah blah King Edward blah de blah later success directing "Magnolia".
More soon
Wankers
Oh yeah, don't forget to vote Katox for a fantastic example of blogworthiness. |
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Add nausiem |
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posted by
dibbie
25:05:04
6:29pm
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I am about to finish the next mini-dibbie (I know it's been said before but this time it is true). Over the next couple of entries I will be giving tasters (but not this time).
Keep smiling
Dibs |
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Winner |
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posted by
dibbie
21:05:04
12:17pm
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Thanks for all the entries to the competition, I had a lot of fun reading them. Unfortunately the correct answer was:
One day Gandalf stole some sticks of memory.
Close freddie, so so close.
In my inifinite wisdom however I have decided that Bunji wins so PM me your details and a random bit of crap from my house (signed by Me, Che and the colonel) will be on it's way to you just as soon as I can be remotely arsed.
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(Slight Return) |
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posted by
dibbie
10:05:04
10:57am
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I'm back you muppets, back like bacon and it's as cool as the other side of a pillow.
Following Che's idea I want you lot to write me a story that involves:
Crime
Chips and errrrr
Gandalf
The best story will win something random* and the worst will be crap and may result in you being tag-touched by Michael Jackson and Matthew Kelly.
*assuming that the postman doesn't snaffle it like last time |
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Random Link: |
Nebulus
Flash verion of fantastic C64 game |
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