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Funny innit |
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posted by
dibbie
8:06:05
5:27pm
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Have you noticed how most of the people who got their blogs early on have completely stopped bothering with them?
My reason is simple: I have other fish to fry and, as I keep in close or indirect contact with the others, I am not alone in my fish frying.
Just to be clear, I'm not actually frying fish - I am doing things that, except for one night a couple of weeks ago, almost exclusively don't involve the frying/boiling/grilling or otherwise cooking fish.
Where am I going with this? I dunno - you make it up.
The use of a friend's proxy has enabled my return (lucky you eh?) to both the forums and blogging so I am going to try to be reasonable and maybe even funny but I'm not the former and I seriously doubt the latter.
This weekend I will be mostly visiting Mr The Colonel and Mr Scrambled and their assistant The Lovely Foxy Magee. I will be packing my mp3 plater, a towel, some clothes and a CheHamstera into my holdall and getting the excrutiatingly uncomfortable megabus down to London. If my dirtiest sexual fantasies are anything to go by it should be great fun.*
Anyway, love to you and the rest of the family, will write soon.
Your loving Son
Dibbie
*Unfortunately I don't think that they will be anything to go by but it should be great nevertheless. |
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Foocking Pup |
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posted by
dibbie
13:01:05
1:56pm
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Blogs are hard work aren't they?
As you may or may not know/care I have a couple. One for serious stuff and one for frivolity and gaity (happiness, not bum action).
The main one is part of my own webworld Dibbie.com but (as you click happy folks out there will already know) it's missing. It keeps disappearing and making me want to tear out my hair and pour salt on my bleeding scalp.
AAAAAAAnyway
It's been bloody ages since I wrote anything here so errrrr...
Happy New Year (and Christmas, Halloween, Bonfire night, Thanks giving, Hanukka, Kwanza and any other religious/cultural/commercial holiday/celebration I have missed out).
Basically the deal with me has been this: I have gone through my usual cycle of work and illness, sneezed out half of my nose again and had an enjoyable Christmas until the hamster died. New Year required a trip to see various people's parents and our roof leaks. |
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National Star Wars Week |
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posted by
dibbie
20:09:04
9:51pm
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Kick muthaflappin' ass
I got my Star Wars Trilogy DVD Boxset today from the lovely people at Play.com. They make me feel all loved up - I can feel the testosterone pumping around my parts!!
It looks and sounds beautiful - sort of like Natalie Portman cavorting naked to Mozart's Requiem and spying a tub of cool custard in which to bathe but obviously not as faptastic.
Without further ado I declare this National and International Star Wars Week.
As far as the Trebor Extra Strong Mint competition goes, I can tell you that I was almost completely underwhelmed by the response. Sufficient to say that the winners will be sent their prizes very soon and the remaining three will be (actually have already have been) eaten by me. (Mints that is, not winners) |
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Good Will Gesture |
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posted by
dibbie
10:09:04
4:58pm
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Ok. I have 5 (count them) 5 Trebor Extra Srong Mints to give out to the first 5 people to mail me at competition@dibbie.com. Your entry should contain your address and a short description of why you would like to own a Trebor Extra Strong Mint. The description should also be left as a comment below.*
The rules must all be followed correctly to ensure your entry is valid.
To celebrate the competition here are some amazing facts about confectionary items:
1) "Trebor" is "Robert" Backwards! Look at it, it's true!
2) Vimto is an anagram of Vomit!
3) Manager is almost an anagram of anagram!
4) Sweets are bad for you as is self-asphixiation and excessive masturbation
5) Strangers often use sweets to lure children into their cars! "They just can't resist the sugary goodness" claim the social deviants.
6) "Dude, Where's My Career" star Ashley Cumshot repeatdly said "Sweet" throughout the movie making me want to smash the TV and go on a Dunblain meets Colombine style killing spree! "Shut up I'm blogging and I don't own any useful weaponry" said the surrealist blogging fact-monger.
7) Lion Bars contain ALMOST NO LION!! "That's just the tip of the iceberg," revealed a fictional industry insider, "Mars bars are made on Earth as are Galaxies and Milky Ways! The reason they have such names is that the public reacted badly to their first release names: "May contain fecal matter", "Spleen damage" and "Snickers"
8) Eight
And that's the weather...
Thanks Derek, coming later on the show: Feet, useful companions or a blight on society?
*Actual prize may vary, winners will be notified by the postman bringing them an Extra Strong Mint. Integrity of prize cannot be guaranteed. That which does not kill us makes us stronger - Neitzche |
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Cards on the table |
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posted by
dibbie
7:09:04
1:54pm
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Poopchaff!
Something is afoot in the world of Muad Dibb'ie...
AS most of you probably know I have a couple of blogs. I use this one to carry my insanity and quest for facts. In the other you will find the more down-to-earth Dib (a bit like I am being now I suppose).
I think it's vital that blogs carry some kind of humour because there are so many out there that are pap at best. No-one should be interested in a list of the things you have done that day it's just boring. You end up with:
I got up this morning and brushed my teeth. It was particularly memorable because I brushed exactly 100 times and only had to spit once...
It's just arse.
People should want to be entertained by blogs not bogged down with meaningless details but sometimes I feel like maybe I'm going wrong somewhere so this is a call for support. Tell me what you want. Do you want daily grind/life sucks stuff? Would you prefer a copy of dibbie.com on here, should I just carry on like I have been doing or should I just give up? You decide because frankly I haven't got a clue. |
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Random Link: |
Nebulus
Flash verion of fantastic C64 game |
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